Photoshop gallery: Brad Marchand kisses invisible Cup

Brad Marchand is an idiot. Now, to be fair, every team has guys like this, and they can be very effective and valuable. As I said yesterday on Boston radio, if Marchand was our idiot, to borrow a turn of phrase from Tom Sestito, we'd be more than happy to tolerate him. But he's not. He's very, very not. As such, rather than tolerating, or worse, appreciating him, we at Pass it to Bulis encourage you to join us in mocking the Boston Bruins' winger that's become the face of the Bruins/Canucks rivalry (meaning the rivalry has a comically gigantic nose). Above is a photo taken back on December 14, 2013, when Marchand's Bruins visited Vancouver for the first time since they hoisted the Stanley Cup there in June of 2011. Thinking perhaps we might have forgotten, because he's dumb and he forgets obvious things, like how to spell "champion", Marchand mimed a Cup lift-and-kiss -- and then he forgot he did it, because, as mentioned, he's dumb, so he did it a second time. Fortunately, pulling the same move twice gave Jeff Vinnick two opportunities to capture it perfectly for maximum photoshoppability, and the second time around, he definitely did. With the Canucks and Bruins set to go again Tuesday night, it is time to let the shops flow!